EINSTEIN EQUATION: MAN+WOMAN‏

Equations! - This is the best e-mail I have read in a LONG time

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Mr. Irish Millionaire

Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire,' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.

"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million pounds you've only got one life-line left to phone a friend.

Everything is riding on this question.....will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"

"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
a) Sparrow
b) Thrush
c) Magpie
d) Cuckoo

"I haven't got a clue." said Mick,
''so I'll use me last lifeline, and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin ."

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
"Heck, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple......
It's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"

"I'm totally sure."

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris,
"I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.

"Dat it is, Sir."

There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer.

Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"

"Sure, any e-jitt knows he lives in a clock!"

Who is Your Role Model?

Try it without looking at answers. No peaking otherwise you'll ruin it!!!!

1) Pick your favourite number between 1- 9.

2) Multiply by 3; then,

3) Add 3, then again multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....

5) Add the digits together

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Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein


2. Nelson Mandela


3. Jacob Zuma


4. Tom Cruise


5. Bill Gates


6. Gandhi


7. Brad Pitt


8. Kevin Rudd


9. Edmund Chew

10. Barack Obama

Cool Boarding Pass

Look, isn't the boarding pass cool, it can even be a watch!!!...........I wonder when will our airlines had these. My friend said , "In your dreams....................".

Bangungot - Silent Killer

THIS IS A FAIRLY DATED TOPIC, BUT WORTH READING NONETHELESS!

Most of us don't drink before sleeping because we want to avoid frequent trips to the bathroom.

SILENT KILLER: What u need to know about NIGHTMARE or BANGUNGOT !

Got this information from a US-based pharmacist who is a cousin of a colleague. It seems only MALES are afflicted with this. We had a co-staff/driver from FAO who died last month from supposedly BANGUNGOT -- leaving a housewife and 3 very young kids.

IMPORTANT: Never go thirsty when going to bed and be sure you have plenty of water during your 8-hour rest.. Bangungot has killed a male nurse of UERMMH. It is sudden death in adults which cause them to die while sleeping.. Many theories have been put forward as its cause. However, here is an article which sheds some light to the cause of this malady. Please read on:

Article from THE PHILIPPINE STAR:
The reported cause of actor Rico Yan's death is nightmare or bangungot. Medical investigators in China, Japan and several Asian countries who performed autopsies on persons who died from "acute hemorrhagic pancreatitis" found out that the majority of them had eaten NOODLES as their supper.. This was a startling finding. However, it wasn't the noodles that caused nightmares but DEHYDRATION. Imbibing even with a few drinks of alcohol or just eating noodles immediately before bedtime compound this on an empty stomach will trigger an electrolyte imbalance and other factors that causes a person to dehydrate or lose water.. It is therefore advisable for a person to take several glasses of water before bedtime if he had a few or several alcoholic drinks. Avoid eating noodles before bedtime, but if you can not avoid it, allow at least two hours for the body to digest the noodles before hitting the sack and drink plenty of water. The most important thing is, never go thirsty when going to bed and be sure you have plenty of water during your 8-hour rest.

PLEASE PASS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS!

Happy Chinese New Year

Gong Xi Gong Xi Gong Xi Ni,

Will like to take this opportunity to wish everyone out there,

Happy Chinese Tiger Year,
Ang Pow take many many,
Career rise high high,
Business Huat Huat Huat,
And Lastly,
Couple lovely lovely together.

City made of Toothpicks

It took Stan Munro (38) 6 years to build this toothpick city. He used 6 million toothpicks and 170 litters of glue. He can spend until 6 months to create a building and each of his creations is built to 1:164 scale. He works at the Museum of Science and Technology in Syracuse, New York (USA).