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Nice Happy Meal

It does looks nice, nutritious and tempted to be eaten.

暴风雨

自从见了Mario后，心情非常不好。

Mario告诉Sandra，其实今天我们公司有个会议要开，只不过我们并没被邀请参加。

老板甚至还叫 Mario提早下班，先回家。

问题就在于只有我们三位没被邀。为什么只有我们三位呢？

我们有做错什么吗？发生了什么事？

很不肝心，很不快乐，又如何呢？

胖子说，不叫你去参加更好，那么你不是做少一点吗？

可是，事实真是如此吗？还是这代表暴风雨的来临呢？

Name

When i heard this story from my friend, i thought it is just another stupid jokes. However, apparently this is not story.

The story is about a guy who goes to police station to make a report and here is the beginning of the story.

Man: ' Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe.'

Sergeant: ' Can I have your name pls?'

Man: 'Batman'

Sergeant: 'Batman?'

Man: 'Yes, Batman.'

Sergeant: 'You trying to be funny is it?'

Man: 'No.'

Sergeant: 'Than what is your father's name?'

Man: 'Suparman'

Sergeant: 'Hey,you trying to be funny is it?'

Man: 'No.'

Sergeant: 'You are telling me that you are BATMAN, the son of SUPERMAN

Man: 'Yes'

Sergeant: 'You really too much you know, I can charge you for this offence for lying your name to an officer. Show me your IC.'

Now take a look at the attachment than you laugh.

Rude Customer

Went to SCB today, while queuing to pay for my credit card, i heard a very rude customer said this.............Cant believed this is happening!!

Banker : Hello, can i help you? Are you here to deposit or withdraw money?

Another customer (an aunt) : (she looks stunned and blur as if did not understand what the banker had just said)

Banker : (Also look stunned and blur, have no idea what is happening)

Rude customer : (speaking loudly and rudely to the banker) Speak in Malay. Cakap Melayu bah. Kenapa cakap English ani kan? Tidak boleh cakap Melayu kah? Apa masalah kamu tidak cakap Melayu?

When i heard such saying, i could not believe this. If you really intend to help, just tell the banker to speak in malay, the aunt does not underdstand english. Why do you need to shout at her? And why cant english be spoken in Brunei?

Brunei is a small, peaceful and beautiful country. So, mister, dont spoil Brunei image by being rude.

Beware, Robbery/Car-Jack Tactics in Malaysia

LATEST CASE

My good friend was driving along Kesas Highway with his
wife just after Plaza Tol Puchong towards Kajang last
Sunday 23rd December at around 11 pm after attending a
dinner function at his relative's house in Bandar Sunway.

Suddenly, a motorbike overtook them and the pillion rider
threw 2 eggs towards his car windscreen. Within seconds,
his whole windscreen was smeared with the messy broken
eggs. His immediate reflex action was to turn on the
windscreen wipers which quickly covered the whole surface
and blurred his vision.

So he immediately slowed his car and brought it to a halt
along the emergency lane.

Then he got out of his car and was trying to wipe and
wash the windscreen while his wife was seated inside the
car. All of a sudden a Proton Satria stopped behind his
car and 3 guys came running towards him with Samurai
swords screaming at him to surrender his car and wallet.

Luckily my friend, who is attached to the police CID,
managed to pull his gun out and fire two warning shots in
the air. The 3 guys ran helter skelter back into their
car and drove off at a very high speed.

He called up for assistance and was told the getaway car
had a false number plate.

Apparently, this tactic has been used quite often in the
latest string of road side robberies especially with lady
drivers or men driving alone or with women and small
children.

So please, should you encounter such a situation,
REMEMBER to make sure:

1) Not to turn on your car windscreen wipers.

2) Continue driving, with whatever available vision, to
the nearest petrol station, police station, 7 Eleven
store or any other crowded or brightly lit place to
attract attention.

Sad Old Ah Chim

Another ofix politik incidence.

Poor, sad, pity life. What kind of life am I getting myself into?

Looking at Ah Chim frustrated despair appearance, suddenly, I began to pity her. Finally, she gets to experience and understand the true meaning of betrayal, back-stabbing, isolation and being a hatred-target. Moreover, all the work credit on whatever you have done will automatically be classified under your so called “colleagues” job profile, not yours.

Generally, everyone will said Nurul is the “Bad Guy” here, she shall not had betrayed her best buddy, Ah Chim. However, how different is Ah Chim and Nurul? They are all the same species; they like to build their happiness upon others misery.

Nowadays, there is less interaction between Ah Chim and Nurul. So, Ah Chim is just suffering from what she had planted earlier on. An expensive lesson for her to learn.