Sunday, August 24, 2008

Tips From Police (Especially For Ladies)

Through this opportunity, I would like to thank Blackswan for translating the tips below to English.

Take a moment to read thru all the tips, it will save your life one day !!!!


TIPS FROM USA POLICE. This is a good reminder for all of us.

1The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do use it !

2 If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your Wallet and / or purse than you and he will go for the wallet or purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!


3 If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car:
Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.


4 Women have a tendency to get into their car after shopping,eating,working,etc., and just sit (doing their check book, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.

So,
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

5 A Few Notes About Getting Into Your Car In a Parking Lot,or Parking in a Garage:
A. Be aware: look around you; look into your car, at the passenger, side floor, and in the back seat. (And check out under the car as you Approach.)
B.If you're parked next to a big van you should enter your car from
the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C. Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle and the
passenger side. If a male is sitting alone! in the seat nearest your car,you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6 ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are
horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7 If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS
RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ, RUN!

8 As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women? He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do,DO NOT open the door.'

He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby cry recorder and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they heard baby cries outside their doors ! when they're home alone at night. Please pass this on! and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby.


Saturday, August 23, 2008

Tips from Police ( Especially from Ladies)

Take a moment to read thru all the tips, it will save your life one day !!!!

女性安全 -- 美国警方的提醒

昨晚我参加一个安全防范的研习会 , 让我很惊叹!这场研习会是由一个叫 Pat Malone 的人主持,他是知名人士的保镳,也为 FBI 工作,并教授警察及海军的 SEALS 徒手格斗

1 警方的提醒:手肘是身体最 有力的部位。距离够近,就善用手肘!

2 假如歹徒向你要皮夹或钱包,不要递给他,而是将皮夹或钱包往远处丢去。歹徒很可能对财物比对你有兴趣,他会去拿皮夹或钱包,这是你逃跑的机会。往反方向拼命跑!!

3 假如你被丢进车子的后车厢:
把车后灯踢破,将你的手从洞中伸出去,用力挥手,驾驶人看不到你,但是其他人看得到。这个方法救过无数人命。

4 女性常常在购物、吃饭及下班后进入车子,然后就坐在驾驶座上处理事情(如记帐、列清单等)。千万不要这么做!歹徒会藉机观察情势,闯入车内,拿枪威胁,控制你的行动。 , 进入车内,立即锁门,驶离 现场。

5 在平面停车场及立体停车场的几个注意事项
A.要警觉:环顾四周;察看车 内的乘客座和后座。(接近车子时,留意车 底。)
B.假如你的车子停在箱型车 旁,则应该从乘客车门进入你的车子。许多连续杀人犯都是趁着女性要进入车中时,将她们拖进箱型车中加害。
C.观察停放在你左右两边的车 子。如果有男性单独坐在最近的邻车内,最好回到购物中心或办公室,找保全人员或警察陪你回去。宁愿防患未然,也不要终生遗憾。 ( 大惊小怪总比丧命好。 )

6永远搭电梯,不要走楼梯。 (楼梯间是一个可怕的地方,容易让人形单影只,变成最好的犯罪场所。 )

7假如歹徒有枪而你并没有受 到他的控制,一定要跑!一百次中,只有四次歹徒会袭击逃跑的目标;即使他攻击你,大多不会是致命的部位,要跑!

8 身为女性,我! 们总是发挥同情心:不要再这样!这样会增加被强暴或是杀害的机会。一个叫泰得.邦迪( Ted Bundy )的连续杀人犯就是一个相貌堂堂并且受过良好教育的人,总是利用女性的同情心。他走路时带着一根手杖或是跛行,经常要求别人 '帮忙 '他进 入车内或是看一下他的车子,趁机绑架受害者

9最近有人告诉我,他的朋友在晚上听到门口有婴儿在哭,不过当时已经很晚了,而且她认为这件事很奇怪,于是她打电话给警察。警察告诉她: ' 无论如何,绝对不要开门。 '

这 位女士表示那声音听起来像是婴儿爬到窗户附近哭,她担心婴儿会爬到街上,被车子碾过。警察告诉她:我们已经派人前往,无论如何不能开门。警方认为这是一个 连续杀人犯,利用婴儿哭声的录音带,诱使女性以为有人在外面遗弃婴儿,骗她们出门察看。虽然尚未证实此事,但是警方已经接到许多女性打电话来说,他们晚上 独自在家时,听到门外有婴儿的哭声,请将这个消息传给其他人,不要因为听到婴儿的哭声而开门。




Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Uncle, your last journey

Bye Bye Uncle.

Today is your last journey on earth. Go well and dont worry anymore.
You have worry more than enough for all these years.
Now, go enjoy yourself in another world.

Dont know why, felt very sad today, my heart just crumble together into a lump.
When i heard that you left alone yesterday with no one by your side, I keep on questioning myself?
I ask myself where is aunt? where is uncle's daughter? where is uncle's son?

Uncle, where are all of them when you need them?
And for gods sake, how can they do this to you?
Daugther and son sleeping, while uncle is leaving.
Wife? Laughing happily when uncle is leaving.
The worse is that aunt dont even bother accompany you to finish off your last journey today?

{sigh,sigh,sigh}
Aunt, is uncle really not worth your love, respect and concern at all?
After so many years of marriage, is money all that you go after? Nothing else?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Special Message to Ms. Abalone

Happy xxth Birthday dear......



It's Abalone, my "partner-in-crime" special day today. Wishing her a very glorious and smashing birthday. Hope you like the pressie (seriously I am running out of ideas on what to give you this year, so next year no last minute) and no surprises kan..... (nda sampat to do the surprises).


P/s Do not delete this post..... I know you have the authority but come on be a sport :) - Blackswan

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Spectacular Stone - Depicts a praying mother and son

What rock on a sea is so spectacular?

This picture shows a rock on a sea in Birmania (ie, Burma)

Believe it or Not? It is possible to see this once a year with a special angle of the sun and special light conditions.


Bend your head to the left and see how spectacular it is.


Friday, August 15, 2008

If woman Controlled the World

Ha ha ha.............Will this really be the case.





Saturday, August 9, 2008

Brunei Exclude Olympic

www.chinaview.cn
2008-08-08 19:45:22

BEIJING, Aug. 8 (xinhua) -- The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has decided to exclude Brunei Darussalam from the Beijing Olympic Games because no athlete was registered for competition, according to an IOC statement made here on Friday.

"It is a great shame and very sad for the athletes who lose out because of the decision by their team not to register them," said IOC spokeswoman Emmanuelle Moreau.

She said the IOC tried until midday Friday to have the National Olympic Committee of Brunei Darussalam register its athletes, but to no avail.

The IOC decision meant 204, instead of the initially believed 205, NOCs were to participate in the opening ceremony parade.

Editor: Xinhuanet

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Italy Mummy

This girl die from disease at 5 years old. Her mother asked a doctor to make her a mummy of her daugther. And she kept it in an Italian temple, it has already been 80 years.

Look at her, so cute and small.


Friday, August 1, 2008

New computer Language - Cool

Intention : To install a Husband Application

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as AFL Football 5.0, The Cricket Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to
download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support