Beware, Robbery/Car-Jack Tactics in Malaysia

LATEST CASE

My good friend was driving along Kesas Highway with his
wife just after Plaza Tol Puchong towards Kajang last
Sunday 23rd December at around 11 pm after attending a
dinner function at his relative's house in Bandar Sunway.

Suddenly, a motorbike overtook them and the pillion rider
threw 2 eggs towards his car windscreen. Within seconds,
his whole windscreen was smeared with the messy broken
eggs. His immediate reflex action was to turn on the
windscreen wipers which quickly covered the whole surface
and blurred his vision.

So he immediately slowed his car and brought it to a halt
along the emergency lane.

Then he got out of his car and was trying to wipe and
wash the windscreen while his wife was seated inside the
car. All of a sudden a Proton Satria stopped behind his
car and 3 guys came running towards him with Samurai
swords screaming at him to surrender his car and wallet.

Luckily my friend, who is attached to the police CID,
managed to pull his gun out and fire two warning shots in
the air. The 3 guys ran helter skelter back into their
car and drove off at a very high speed.

He called up for assistance and was told the getaway car
had a false number plate.

Apparently, this tactic has been used quite often in the
latest string of road side robberies especially with lady
drivers or men driving alone or with women and small
children.

So please, should you encounter such a situation,
REMEMBER to make sure:

1) Not to turn on your car windscreen wipers.

2) Continue driving, with whatever available vision, to
the nearest petrol station, police station, 7 Eleven
store or any other crowded or brightly lit place to
attract attention.

Sad Old Ah Chim

Another ofix politik incidence.

Poor, sad, pity life. What kind of life am I getting myself into?

Looking at Ah Chim frustrated despair appearance, suddenly, I began to pity her. Finally, she gets to experience and understand the true meaning of betrayal, back-stabbing, isolation and being a hatred-target. Moreover, all the work credit on whatever you have done will automatically be classified under your so called “colleagues” job profile, not yours.

Generally, everyone will said Nurul is the “Bad Guy” here, she shall not had betrayed her best buddy, Ah Chim. However, how different is Ah Chim and Nurul? They are all the same species; they like to build their happiness upon others misery.

Nowadays, there is less interaction between Ah Chim and Nurul. So, Ah Chim is just suffering from what she had planted earlier on. An expensive lesson for her to learn.

Similarity

Look, how similar are these dolls with the children? It seems as if the doll was manufactured intentionally according to the kid.

From advertisement point of view, it does create a huge impact on the doll.

If Management Knows Their Staff

On walking into the company, the CEO noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?" Without answering, the CEO took out his wallet and removed $ 6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months' salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a few onlookers, the CEO said in a very upset manner, "And that applies for everybody in this company".

Later, he approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who 's the young man that I just fired ?". To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir!"

Creativity

Here and there we heard of being innovative, take a look at some of these "special" ideas. Even though there are only minor stuff but it does help in some way somehow.

With these, the baby can help out in cleaning the floor ile wondering around.

Consider useful but i dont think anyone will want to use this item in public??

Want a hug in your sleep, try this "half-human" pillow. It is cool!!

I wonder if the chopstick is heavy or not? Got a fan attach to it leh??

The Sharing in Marriage

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the o ld woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered...................................................................................."THE TEETH"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......................

Jail in Austria

I received this via an email from a friend, looking at these pictures, I cannot imagine it to be a prison cell. It is too "MODERN" to be a prison.

Jail, as eveyone knows is an unpleasant place and i believe no living soul on this earth will want to be there at all. However, there is always an exceptional...........With all the clean beautiful facilities, I am sure no prisoner inside will ever think of escape like Micheal Scofield of "Prison Break".

Revenge

You know what they say, Don't get mad - Get Even!

Looking through what I had wrote on ofix politik, without revenging on my colleagues, I really feel sorry for myself. But how can I get even with them indirectly and at the same time anonymously?

Finally, Sandra and I came up with a plan.

• Wait for the right timing.

• Went to a supermarket and buy 2 bottles of laxatives.

• Invite our colleagues to a Seafood party (held especially for this group of beloved souls that had been extra nice to us). Since all of them are stingy and like to take advantage of others, they will definitely come for a free meal. Additionally, the word “SEAFOOD” will be their bait. Ha ha ha ha……

• Then we turn into these two-face hypocrite and entertain them for the whole night.

• Wait for the laxatives to do their job.

• Went early to office on the next day, lock up the toilet door and put on the “ROSAK” sign.

• See them rush and fight over for the toilet.

• Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…………….

Ofix Politik 4

No matter how angry and unhappy we are, we still went to the XYZ Company to do the specification overview ordered by Pursomo. (sigh), because we are not a millionaire, so, have to work loh…..

Who knows……..when we arrived there, the finance manager told us that we need to get the overview done by 5pm. Physically we smile to the manager and assure him that we will get the job done in time. Immediately we proceed to do or job.

Fortunate for us, everything went smoothly, we managed to finish the overview by 4.30pm. While on the way back to office, Sandra received a call from Pursomo.

Pursomo : Sandra, how is everything?
Sandra : Ok
Pursomo : Get everything done?
Sandra : Yes, we finish all.
Pursomo : Thanks for the completion on the job.
Sandra : No need to say thanks, it is part of our work responsibilities too.
Pursomo : This is why I always said you are the best person I can rely on.

However, when we were back to the office, we overheard Rocky talking to Pursomo at the pantry hall.

Rocky : Pur, have you done your specification overview?
Pursomo : This kind of easy job is for hardworking fools only, I had task others to do it for me.
Rocky: But I thought the manager assigned you to handle the job?
Pursomo: Yes, the manager did assign the job to me but he did not say I had to do it personally. He just said I need to get the job completed by 13^th March, so, there is nothing wrong with asking others to do the job.

Hearing this, I almost want to take a PARANG and mince him up to make BBQ chicken Bun.

Origami

Look at all the frogs, birds, clothes and etc. I felt like I am in Japan, there look so cute and beautiful. Furthermore, it is a good ECA for kids too.

Ofix Politik 3

I thought this weekend is going to be my happy week, who knows……….Just before 6pm (while I am packing up, ready to go home), Sandra received a SMS from Pursomo The SMS said “Sandra, this Monday afternoon, you and Valerie have to go to the finance department of XYZ company to do a specification overview on their system. And get the analysis report done instantly on the same day. Both Ah Chim and Nurul will go on the morning to begin the overview and you guys will finish what they left in the afternoon.”

When Sandra told me this, I was at my boiling point, this is because when the full meaning of the message was open out, it means

[ Normally, a few years back, these kind of system overview will be discuss openly in a meeting, inquiring the person concern if he/she can go for the overview or not. This is because a specification overview involves a lot of analysis and comparison to find out if the new specifications that we plan to add-on to the newly developed system is relevant or not. And what are the others hidden specifications that we left out for the newly developing system. But now, everything is different.

Ah Chim and Nurul whom are married always said they have to go home by 6pm because their status is classified as married, therefore every day they need to go home to cook and they had a family to attend. Unlike us (Sandra and I), we are still single– hence, we do not have any husband and kids we need to take care of, so, there is no reason for us not to work late, and in the end, they will push every last minute and late night job to us.

See……How UNDERSTANDING and CUTE are my colleagues? I never realize the status “MARRIED” is so powerful, if I had known earlier, I will have done anything to make myself pregnant and force a guy to marry me.

So similarly, this time, without even inquiring us, this stupid “Shoe-shiner” Pursomo just ORDERED us to do this and do that. Moreover, Pursomo is the best buddy of Ah Chim, and Ah Chim always hang out with Nurul, so,……..being married + relation = Sandra + Valerie be the KULIKANG. ]

Timeline

Visiting an old granny in Kianggeh recently. Even though she had Alzheimer, what she said is still very educational and interesting.

That day when she saw me, she grabbed my hand and asked me “Aiyoh, long time you did not come to see me already?”

So, politely I answered “Granny, recently I am quite busy, had a lot to do, so, don’t have time to come see you.”

Unexpectedly, she said “There is always

Time for Smile,
Time to Cry,
Time for Fun,
And
Time for Sadness.

Everything that happened had its own time scale; hence, we shall never upset their duration.”

Suddenly, Wow…….I am stunned, imagine if she had not got this Alzheimer disease, I believed she will be a great inspiration to us.

Character or Realistic?

While cafe hopping today, I saw this poster, it is very interesting. Probably had too much "political fighting" in my department among colleagues, when i saw this, I began to wonder a lot.....

First questions pop up in my mind, Will I ever be the one that got character or am i a realistic?

Without hesitation, out of 10 of my friends, 9 of them shout "Realistic, realistic, realistic". Then i began to think, of course i am a realistic because i dont have the conditions for me to be the one in charater. If i had a husband with millions of dollar, instantly, i will switch from being a realistic to character. ^_*

Wombat

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